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579's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 49 (From
11 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 985 Points
Armed Prophet
Alien Juice
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat
Unlocked 11/18/09
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Handy Man
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Brawl Royale
NoLegs
Unlocked 11/11/09
5 Points Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
5 Points Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage
Unlocked 11/11/09
5 Points That's not even a real sword.
5 Points That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry
Unlocked 11/11/09
5 Points Go back to your cave.
5 Points Go back to your cave.
Yoko
Unlocked 11/11/09
5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz
Unlocked 11/11/09
10 Points Wololo.
10 Points Wololo.
Lazarus
Unlocked 11/11/09
10 Points Ma gun's bigger.
10 Points Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha
25 Points
Systems failure imminent.
Natalie
25 Points
Go back to kitchen.
Canti
50 Points
Master the guitar.
Masochist
50 Points
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku
100 Points
Save the universe from evil.
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)
Cave of Wonders
Black Coffin
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening
Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power
Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal
Unlocked 11/19/09
25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck
Unlocked 11/19/09
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom
50 Points
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power
100 Points
Complete all other achievements!
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)
Da Pink Knight
TKO
Unlocked 11/26/09
10 Points Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
10 Points Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
JuiceyKisses
Unlocked 11/26/09
25 Points Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
25 Points Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
OneBigClusterFart
25 Points
Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
YouWin
Unlocked 11/26/09
25 Points You Win.
25 Points You Win.
CuttinOutSweets
50 Points
Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
DreidelPower
50 Points
Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
MaryPoppinz
50 Points
Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
PlaywithMyBalls
Unlocked 11/26/09
50 Points Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
50 Points Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Tilt
100 Points
Beat the game with a certain score..
TimeAttack
100 Points
Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.
Medals Earned: 4/10 (110/485 points)
Dadgame
Guardians
Unlocked 11/19/09
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons
Unlocked 11/19/09
5 Points Defeat Battbot
5 Points Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz
Unlocked 11/19/09
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit
Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
Freeroes
25 Points
Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja
25 Points
Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide
25 Points
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy
Unlocked 11/19/09
25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute
Unlocked 11/19/09
25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death
50 Points
Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger
50 Points
Defeat Phantom
Presto!
50 Points
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender
50 Points
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer
100 Points
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)
Madness Accelerant
Facerape
10 Points
Let out all your aggression.
A WINNER IS YOU
Unlocked 10/26/09
25 Points Beat the game.
25 Points Beat the game.
Pacifist
25 Points
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
True Face of Evil
25 Points
Reveal the true face of evil!
Madness Mode
50 Points
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Medieval Rampage 2
First Kill
Unlocked 11/18/09
5 Points Slay your first enemy
5 Points Slay your first enemy
100th kill
Unlocked 11/18/09
10 Points Slaughter 100 enemies
10 Points Slaughter 100 enemies
Defeat boss 1
Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points Defeat the first boss
25 Points Defeat the first boss
Defeat boss 2
Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points Defeat the second boss
25 Points Defeat the second boss
Defeat boss 3
25 Points
Defeat the third boss
Defeat boss 4
25 Points
Defeat the fourth boss
Defeat boss 5
25 Points
Defeat the fifth boss
100 achievements
50 Points
Complete 100 of the 170 total tasks
All achievements
100 Points
Complete every single task
Medals Earned: 4/9 (65/290 points)
Miami Shark
Apache
Unlocked 11/16/09
25 Points Crush the Apache Helicopter
25 Points Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet
Unlocked 11/16/09
25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
Mini
Unlocked 11/16/09
25 Points Crush the Mini-Helictopter
25 Points Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff
Unlocked 11/16/09
25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2
Unlocked 11/16/09
50 Points Crush the B-2 Spirit
50 Points Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52
Unlocked 11/16/09
50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747
Unlocked 11/16/09
50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga
Unlocked 11/16/09
50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde
Unlocked 11/16/09
50 Points Crush the Concorde
50 Points Crush the Concorde
Ducks
Unlocked 11/16/09
50 Points Kill 15 Ducks
50 Points Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor
50 Points
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
SpaceShuttle
Unlocked 11/16/09
50 Points Crush the Space Shuttle
50 Points Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)
Newgrounds Rumble
Hoarder Patrol
Unlocked 11/3/09
5 Points Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.
5 Points Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.
People Pancakes
5 Points
Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.
C-C-Combo Breaker
10 Points
Parry three times in one jump.
Wile E. Ways
10 Points
Knock an opponent out of the ring three times in one match.
C-C-Combo Maker
25 Points
Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.
Diplomatically Challenged
25 Points
Complete all 12 challenges in Challenge Mode.
Meat Shield
Unlocked 10/27/09
25 Points Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.
25 Points Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.
Survival Horror
25 Points
Survive at least 5 opponents in Survival Mode on OMFG difficulty.
Wall Street Brawler
25 Points
Bank over 5000 Grounds Gold.
The Eventuallyending Story
50 Points
Complete all 12 stories in Story Mode.
Transgressive Compulsive
100 Points
Earn 100% Game Completion.
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 2/13 (30/320 points)
Portal Defenders
Big Fuzzy Hug
Unlocked 11/13/09
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood
Unlocked 11/13/09
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man
Unlocked 11/13/09
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
Konami
5 Points
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid
Unlocked 11/13/09
10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger
Unlocked 11/13/09
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI
10 Points
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo
Unlocked 11/13/09
25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs
25 Points
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner
25 Points
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver
25 Points
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez!
Unlocked 11/13/09
25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser
50 Points
Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal
50 Points
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter
50 Points
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan
50 Points
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever
100 Points
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 9/23 (100/540 points)